What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...