I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...