Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...