At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...