Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...