Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!