Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...