Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....