What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...