I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...