Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...