No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...