Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!