How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...