WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...