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“You’ve Got Mail”
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Yo Mama’s So Fat…
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There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
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The bachelor’s diet
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New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
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