Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....