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Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Surgeon Says
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Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
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