Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...