Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...