Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...