Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...