The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...