Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...