Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...