Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...