Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...