Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...