A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...