Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...