Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...