Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...