Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...