Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...