Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...