Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...