Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...