Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....