What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...