You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!