Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...