This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...