Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...