Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...