Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...