Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...