A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...