Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...