Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...