Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...